The first two lines of 30 Rock.


“He may go above and beyond for her, but Jo would also do anything for him.”


“You talked to one of my lieutenants. He has, over the years, played the role repeatedly and with great conviction. More often than not, he’s done so to protect my identity. Other times, it was because I suspected a potential client might.. struggle with my gender. As if men had a monopoly on murder.”


sircliffrichard:

*beats chest with fist* me european me proud


fatkidinmath:

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me


thewestniallvirus:

but when is niall going to get his own cooking show?

thewestniallvirus:

but when is niall going to get his own cooking show?


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melanie, 16, slovenia

i'm in love with cities i've never been to and people i've never met